My Castle You Creep – Oct 2025

MY CASTLE YOU CREEP will be performed at the Rialto Theater on Oct 26 @ 2pm, and Oct 29 & 30 @ 7pm. This Halloween Comedy was written by our very own Jerry F. RunnerSmith.

STORY: Colonel Van Buren has moved his family from Alabama to Transylvania. He has developed a strain of cotton crossed with wolfsbane. His plan: To make his hardy blend of cotton King in Europe. But Dracula wants the Van Buren’s castle for his Children of the Night! And Van Buren’s eldest daughter, Morgana, is helping Dracula. Meanwhile, the younger daughter, Constance (who has an always stuffy nose) has fallen for stinky stable boy Wolfgang. Realtor Frank Hoffinstien and his wife show up to join the party for the bringing of the deed. Other ‘guests’, a boxing match, and scarier ‘things’ will leave your audience rolling in the aisles! Oh, it’s FUNNY!

Tickets are available at Big D’s SuperFoods, City Market, and online. Tickets are $15 for adults and $12 for children.